NiftyLemon

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

fuck you guys I’m supposed to be sleeping I’m trying to muffle myself becasue my fucking breathing is giggles I’m going to die with my dfachje styufffed in this pillow dhos

I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY FUCKING CATS

dutchster:

lifesbetter:

dutchster:

hey did you guys remember that time i let you test my new amnesia pills?

no… what?….

excellent

bubbalicious28:

I’m dying

bubbalicious28:

I’m dying

clcok:

maybe

clcok:

maybe

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

dutchster:

i’m very sorry i threw away your viagra. no hard feelings?