My new favorite gif set.
fuck you guys I’m supposed to be sleeping I’m trying to muffle myself becasue my fucking breathing is giggles I’m going to die with my dfachje styufffed in this pillow dhos
I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY FUCKING CATS
hey did you guys remember that time i let you test my new amnesia pills?
when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100
so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money”
he gave me 100 one dollar bills
my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills
i can pretend to be a super star
i am a queen
i made it rain on my mom
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy
i’m very sorry i threw away your viagra. no hard feelings?